I never in a million years thought I would find myself on a dating website. But after a failed marriage of 6 years and two not so great relationships later, I figured, what the hell!
Thankfully, I have an amazing friend that had already started this quest, and all I had to do was follow suit. So late one Monday night, while feeling lonely and sorry for myself, I logged on to Plenty of Fish and created my profile. I can honestly say that I was NOT prepared for what was about to happen next.....
A PENIS PICTURE!! Now, I'm not saying it was a bad looking one, but it definitely caught me by surprise! Thankfully it was the only one out of the first 20 or so chat requests I got that night. Nothing like seeing a strangers penis right before you turn out the lights and go to bed.
Being new to the online dating world, I really had no clue what was going to happen. From my friend, I knew I'd get requests, some legit and others like the one I got from Penis Man, but I had no idea I would get this many. Now by no means do I say that in a conceited way. I feel I am an attractive person, but was completely overwhelmed by the number of responses I got within a short amount of time. At one point, I had to turn off the notification on my phone, since all it did was buzz and I was afraid I would annoy anyone within a five foot radius of myself.
In reading the profiles and the pick-up lines, I decided that some of it was just too good not to talk about. And rather than tell the same story over and over to my friends, I thought it would be much easier (and more fun) to just broadcast it over the Internet.
So here goes......
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